The Happening Review
This will be super short…This movie blows dogs for quarters. I like M Night alot. I’ve liked almost everything he’s done…except Signs.
I was the only person I knew who liked LADY IN THE WATER, except the end-it was boring. But I draw the line at this. THE HAPPENING is at best
a interesting TWILIGHT ZONE 30 minute episode…but this movie is a hour and twenty minutes long. I maybe would have enjoyed it if it didn’t turn
into WAR OF THE WORLDS and follow around a boring “family”. Oh and the acting from EVERYONE was AWFUL. I enjoy MARK WAHLBERG alot in action movies,
this is not what he’s good at. M NIGHT neuters him and makes him a feeble, powerless man. The movies just bad. I would excuse this type of awful if it was a
student film, which it felt like but the acting was actually worse…go figure. Enough of this I want to get to my funny picture captions…
PROS: The soundtrack was creepy
CONS: The movie wasn’t creepy, You can see everything coming, The 1st part of the ending wusses out, The very ending can be seen a mile away, awful acting from good actors, dumb idea for a 1 and 21 minute movie, dumb idea for a movie period, people try to out run the WIND! Everyone acts like they’re M.Night during a interview.
“I see a awful movie and awful acting on the horizon”
“Hulk hate puny plants…especially daisies…Hulk hate this movie, plot even slimmer than Hulk’s”
“On the newsfeed today we’ve got reports of a awful movie that has plants as the killer”
“No this is not M.Night during a interview, No this isn’t a picture of the audience of this film(although it could be), It’s about as much real emotion that you’ll get out of anyone in this movie…everyone feels bored.“